Xaotik Designs

I thought that the twilight zone involved monsters on wings, not neighbors swapping wives…

I love this guy. If you are going to subscribe to one youtube channel, then I suggest that it is this one. They even got Sparticus (Andy Whitfield) to be in one of their videos.

Their Guy Our Guy Got this in an email.  Thankfully, wars are not resolved via single combat of world leaders.

This has become a highly debated topic amongst my friends of late. You can clearly see someone is having a wardrobe malfunction. His fly is all the way down, but was that a penis? Did it flop out? Was this family movie ruined by wang? And just why was the guy’s fly down anyways?

All you got to do is get a comb over…

Sure it looks cool at first, but what are they going to do when they run out of air?  And how will they cook food?  I guess the bathroom situation is ok, as long as there aren’t any floaters…

A small engine aircraft stuck in an endless climb.  A great other worldly being ripped from the pages of a comic book.  Is it real?  Is it the fear?  Is it oxygen deprivation? First snakes on a plane, now Cthulhu on a plane.

Everybody knows that when it comes to nerdy board games, cats play Talisman.

I loved this show, and of course, it was canceled before they even got close to the end.  With all the remakes that they are doing of obscure comic book titles and cartoons from my child hood, couldn’t they finish this story? Sure, the animation wasn’t the best, but the story and the world that [...]

I got a lot of practice when I was younger.  I could unhook a bra faster than anybody I knew.  I mean, if I couldn’t get the bras off fast someone may have caught me wearing it I wouldn’t have been able to bang so many bitches

Fox News apparently has a show on early in the morning called Red Eye, and this show often features Gwar front man Oderous Urungus as their interplanetary corespondent.  How this made it onto Fox, I have no idea, but it’s quite awesome. Many more are available. I think I may be recording this show in [...]

Trust me Kari, you inspire me.  The only problem I forsee, is that I don’t believe that I get the science channel. Stupid crappy cable company…

Help a Pittsburgh industrial musician kick off his new album. I  always knew that the girls in Mass Effect would be sexy in real life. And I thought my commute was bad. Want to buy a steampunk house? Giant bunny attacks plane? This girl is incredibly cute, and also a cosplayer, AWESOME! Cyber-penis?  Penisborg?  robodong? [...]

I really hope that Summon Demon Hands From Hell To Rip Your Enemy Asunder is a spell that I will be able to cast in this game.  I also hope that they have more lesbians in this one too.

Chain mail bikinis are really quite awesome

Because if there is one thing that is always funny, it’s incest.

It’s a movie staring Suicide Girls.  I’m guessing that while Piranha 3D was boobs and fish, this will be boobs and guns.  Not a bad combination I guess, if you are into that kind of thing, which I totally am.