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Twilight Zone XXX Parody

Xaotik Designs - Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:50am
I thought that the twilight zone involved monsters on wings, not neighbors swapping wives…


The Invention of Rocket Jumping

Xaotik Designs - Wed, 09/01/2010 - 10:37pm
I love this guy. If you are going to subscribe to one youtube channel, then I suggest that it is this one. They even got Sparticus (Andy Whitfield) to be in one of their videos.


Russia Vs. the USA

Xaotik Designs - Mon, 08/30/2010 - 4:44am
Their Guy Our Guy Got this in an email.  Thankfully, wars are not resolved via single combat of world leaders.


Was that a penis in Teen Wolf

Xaotik Designs - Sun, 08/29/2010 - 5:16pm
This has become a highly debated topic amongst my friends of late. You can clearly see someone is having a wardrobe malfunction. His fly is all the way down, but was that a penis? Did it flop out? Was this family movie ruined by wang? And just why was the guy’s fly down anyways?


Undersea base shows lack of planning

Xaotik Designs - Sun, 08/29/2010 - 6:32am
Sure it looks cool at first, but what are they going to do when they run out of air?  And how will they cook food?  I guess the bathroom situation is ok, as long as there aren’t any floaters…


Altitude Trailer

Xaotik Designs - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 2:24pm
A small engine aircraft stuck in an endless climb.  A great other worldly being ripped from the pages of a comic book.  Is it real?  Is it the fear?  Is it oxygen deprivation? First snakes on a plane, now Cthulhu on a plane.


Star Trek Board Game Night With A Cat

Xaotik Designs - Sat, 08/28/2010 - 10:29am
Everybody knows that when it comes to nerdy board games, cats play Talisman.


Pirates of Dark Water

Xaotik Designs - Thu, 08/26/2010 - 4:16am
I loved this show, and of course, it was canceled before they even got close to the end.  With all the remakes that they are doing of obscure comic book titles and cartoons from my child hood, couldn’t they finish this story? Sure, the animation wasn’t the best, but the story and the world that [...]


I could have beaten this record.

Xaotik Designs - Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:06pm
I got a lot of practice when I was younger.  I could unhook a bra faster than anybody I knew.  I mean, if I couldn’t get the bras off fast someone may have caught me wearing it I wouldn’t have been able to bang so many bitches


Gwar on Fox News???

Xaotik Designs - Tue, 08/24/2010 - 11:37pm
Fox News apparently has a show on early in the morning called Red Eye, and this show often features Gwar front man Oderous Urungus as their interplanetary corespondent.  How this made it onto Fox, I have no idea, but it’s quite awesome. Many more are available. I think I may be recording this show in [...]


Kari Byron get’s her own show?

Xaotik Designs - Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:30pm
Trust me Kari, you inspire me.  The only problem I forsee, is that I don’t believe that I get the science channel. Stupid crappy cable company…


If he won’t do it, I will.

Xaotik Designs - Mon, 08/23/2010 - 5:10pm
Help a Pittsburgh industrial musician kick off his new album. I  always knew that the girls in Mass Effect would be sexy in real life. And I thought my commute was bad. Want to buy a steampunk house? Giant bunny attacks plane? This girl is incredibly cute, and also a cosplayer, AWESOME! Cyber-penis?  Penisborg?  robodong? [...]


Dragon Age II Trailer

Xaotik Designs - Sun, 08/22/2010 - 11:18pm
I really hope that Summon Demon Hands From Hell To Rip Your Enemy Asunder is a spell that I will be able to cast in this game.  I also hope that they have more lesbians in this one too.


Dungeon Master Girls

Xaotik Designs - Sat, 08/21/2010 - 4:50pm
Chain mail bikinis are really quite awesome


Gree-Morr: The Inbred Jedi

Xaotik Designs - Sat, 08/21/2010 - 2:46am
Because if there is one thing that is always funny, it’s incest.


Stray Bullets Trailer

Xaotik Designs - Fri, 08/20/2010 - 9:23pm
It’s a movie staring Suicide Girls.  I’m guessing that while Piranha 3D was boobs and fish, this will be boobs and guns.  Not a bad combination I guess, if you are into that kind of thing, which I totally am.


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