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Fontaine and Ben’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Wed, 07/23/2014 - 9:47am
On Sunday July 20, 2014 we were at one of our favorite venues in the Butler area, the White Barn in Prospect PA. The event was an outdoor wedding ceremony and wedding reception for Fontaine and Ben. Fontaine and Ben were married overlooking the pond at the rear of the White Barn. Guests began arriving at the […]

Kaitlyn and Mark’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:39am
On Saturday July 19, 2014 we were at Laube Hall in Freeport Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding ceremony and wedding reception for Kaitlyn and Mark. Kaitlyn and mark were married on the lower patio behind Laube Hall. Guests began arriving at Laube Hall at 3:30 pm as we played prelude music prior to the start […]

Kim and Mark’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Wed, 07/16/2014 - 5:20pm
On Saturday July 12, 2014 we were at Cooper Hall in Saxonburg Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding reception for Kimberly and Mark. Kim and Mark were married at 2:30 pm at St. Wendelin’s Church in Butler PA. Guests began arriving at Cooper Hall at 3:.30 pm where they enjoyed cocktails and appetizers as the bridal […]

Rachel and Matthew’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Tue, 07/15/2014 - 12:04am
On Friday July 11, 2014 we were at The Crystal Room in Butler Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding reception for Rachel and Matthew. Rachel and Matthew booked our Signature Entertainment Package which includes up-lighting and a photo montage. The couple chose peach & blue as their up-lighting colors during cocktails and dinner and they opted […]

Megan and David’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Sun, 07/06/2014 - 10:24am
On Friday July, 04 2014 we were at The Alpine Room which is located within the SNPJ Recreation Center in Enon Valley Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding reception for Megan and David. Megan and David were married at 3:00 pm at the Holy Redeemer Church in Ellwood City. Guests began arriving at the SNPJ […]

The Wrong Types Of Girls You’ll Meet While Looking For One Who Is Right For You – By Matt Croyle

Official Web Log Of Matt Croyle - Fri, 07/04/2014 - 2:32pm

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An Opinion Editorial By Matt Croyle

So, there’s this saying about knowing the sour before you can appreciate the sweet. I’m not good at paraphrasing, but I’m sure you get the point. After looking at my friends’ Facebook posts on a daily basis, and seeing how miserable most of my younger friends are, I’ve decided to take a bit of my knowledge of the female sex and break things down for them. This editorial could very easily switch genders, and if you feel the need to want to share any bit of it I encourage you to take as much liberty in that department as possible. I’m a straight guy, so this is about girls for me.

I could call this a breakdown, but it’s more designed to be a set of examples of who girls are before they mature enough to actually become women — which in my experience is somewhere around the age of twenty-five. The following examples are not the complex, amazing women that most girls develop into. These examples are the girls you will likely run across while searching for those truly wonderful women out there. And they are out there, but I’m confident you won’t find them nearly as easily as you’ll find these girls. Read on.

These are examples of the girls that I’ve come across in my life, who are considered “red flags” — not because they won’t eventually mature, but because they’re probably not someone who you’ll find meaningful coexistence with before they do.

THE SLUTTY PARTY GIRL

We all know the girl that likes to get her drink on a little too much. She’s the one at the party who is always a little too wild, a little too flirty, and a little too ready to take off her pants. Bottom line on this girl is that drugs and alcohol, more often than not, seem to just go hand-in-hand with sex. Sure she’s a blast to drink with, but she’s always looking for the most fun time she can have — and that’s usually the guy with the biggest sausage or the most money (because she’ll need more alcohol or drugs later) — so, you best be packing a fire hose down there, and have a wallet full of mommy and daddy’s credit cards, or she’s going home with someone else. This girl knows no emotional attachment because she’s constantly hammered. Feelings are drowned by liquid horniness.

THE DADDY’S GIRL

There are always those girls you come across that will constantly compare their current boyfriends with their past boyfriends. Guys having to live up to other guys’ experiences are doomed from the start. Well, The Daddy’s Girl is kind of like that except you have to live up to unattainable expectations that have been planted into her head by her father. Creepy. If a girl is constantly, subconsciously comparing your success — or lack thereof — to her father’s, turn around and run away. Run fast, because this will be something she will do for the rest of the time you are together. It’s not fair to you, and it’s definitely not fair for her to do that to herself.

THE NO SENSE OF SELF GIRL

This is the girl who defines who she is, as an existing human being, by whether or not she’s in a relationship. The “single” status defines her being every waking moment. She obsesses about it, she complains about it, and she longs so much to be in a relationship that she doesn’t even know who she is without one. She needs someone ELSE to define HER. I’m sorry, but if you don’t know who you are, or can’t be happy with yourself being alone, there’s something going wrong up in that noggin. Find a hobby.

THE OVERLY-ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND

Okay. I’m sure you’ve seen her on YouTube, but people like this exist in real-life. She’s super-clingy, and shares the whole “defining who she is” thing with the No Sense of Self Girl. Here’s one that won’t let you out of her sight. Not because she’s psycho, but because she’s REALLY psycho. If you’re lucky enough to find time to be by yourself (to read, work on returning emails, check out some awesome porn sites) it won’t be for very long. This girl has built-in sonar when it comes to finding you, and wonders why she isn’t included in your every waking moment of existence. If you have any sense of individual freedom, this is not who you want to be with. If you’re looking for someone to be up your ass twenty-four seven, she’s your soul-mate .

THE OVERLY-EMOTIONAL TRAIN WRECK

This girl is pretty self-explanatory. She’s the girl constantly in question of whether you actually want to be with her, getting either really sad or really pissed-off if she doesn’t know. You will constantly have to tend to her emotions and reassure her that you want her, or that you’re happy, or that you remember where you were the first time you kissed her. Remember that women are emotional beings, but this girl can’t keep her emotions in check at all — at all. If you make her too upset, she may burn your clothes or break windows in your house. Probably best to steer clear of this one altogether.

THE MANIPULATIVE HOT GIRL

The femme fatale of all girls. She knows how hot she is, and will use it to every advantage she possibly can. Sex is a powerful thing, and if you’re willing to put up with someone taking your pants in the relationship (literally) for a little bit of action (when she feels like it) then she’s your girl. However, you must remember that she will only put up with you as long as she’s getting what she wants. She can get it anywhere else, and she will — along with more pants. Nobody needs a mind-screw like that.

What to do?

The thing about all of these women is that they all exist (in one form or another) in combinations. Some will have aspects of a few of these women, and some may have aspects of all of them. The point is to find one that has the least amount of these qualities. These qualities will kill a man’s soul — not to mention any sense of self-respect.

The point of “pointing out” these traits is not to rag on women, or degrade them, it’s to be aware that there are things that you should and shouldn’t accept when dealing with the opposite sex — especially in dating/marriage. Relationships are a difficult thing, and finding one can be even harder. The point is: don’t give up, shoot for someone you think is out of your league, and don’t let your past relationships dictate your current ones. Happy hunting.

Copyright (C) 2014 Matt Croyle. All Rights Reserved. No reproduction of this article, in any form, without permission by the author. 


Know Your Rights!

Xaotik Designs - Fri, 07/04/2014 - 9:00am

I’ve been seeing a lot of shit about Hobby Lobby being posted all over social media over the last couple days, and there is one thing that most people seem to get wrong, and that’s how your rights actually work. You see, here’s the things about your rights, they are all things that the government […]

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Tracey and Michael’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Mon, 06/30/2014 - 10:04pm
On Saturday June 28, 2014 we were at Slippery Rock University. The event was a wedding ceremony and wedding reception for Tracey and Michael. Tracey and Michael were married in the center courtyard at North Hall at Slippery Rock University. Guests began arriving at North Hall at 4:00 pm as we played prelude music prior […]

Bella’s Bat Mitzvah

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Tue, 06/24/2014 - 9:19am
On Saturday June 21, 2014 we were at The Commons at Franklin in Franklin Pennsylvania. The event was a Bat Mitzvah for Bella. Guests began arriving at The Commons at Franklin at 5:00 pm. The adults enjoyed cocktails and appetizers as the kids participated in several different games such as Hula Hoops, Human Puzzle, Walla-Balla […]

Miriam and Michael’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Sun, 06/15/2014 - 10:23pm
On Saturday June 14, 2014 we were at the DoubleTree Hotel in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding reception for Miriam and Michael. Miriam and Michael had booked our Deluxe Entertainment Package which includes Whole Room Up-lighting. The couple chose a purple color to be displayed during dinner and then opted to have the up-lights […]

Anna and Jeffrey’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Sat, 06/14/2014 - 1:39pm
On Thursday June 12, 2014 we were at Buhl Mansion in Sharon Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding ceremony and wedding reception for Anna and Jeffrey. Anna and Jeffrey were married in the garden located behind Buhl Mansion. Guests began arriving at Buhl Mansion at 4:30 pm for a 5:00 pm wedding ceremony. The ceremony was […]

Brittany and Brian’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Wed, 06/11/2014 - 9:36am
On Saturday June 07, 2014 we were at The Chadwick in Wexford Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding reception for Brittany and Brian. Brittany and Brian were married at St. Raphael Church in Morningside. Guests began arriving at The Chadwick shortly before 4:30 pm where they enjoyed cocktails and appetizers outside under the pavilion as […]

Nicole and Steven’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Tue, 06/10/2014 - 9:36am
On Friday June 06, 2014 we were at Cranberry Highlands Golf Course in Cranberry Township Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding ceremony and wedding reception for Nicole and Steven. Nicole and Steven were married under the outdoor pavilion, which is located behind the clubhouse at Cranberry Highlands. Guests began arriving at Cranberry Highlands at 4:00 pm as […]

The Slender Man Murders

Xaotik Designs - Tue, 06/03/2014 - 9:24pm

It appears that a couple deranged and stupid little girls decided that it was a good idea to stab one of their friend in order to become agents of Slender Man.  Much like every other crime, people are looking for who to blame, in this case, I’ve seen a couple of articles that are blaming […]

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Adrienne and Andrew’s Wedding

Pifemaster Productions Disc Jockey - Mon, 06/02/2014 - 10:30pm
On Saturday May 31, 2014 we were at 10th Street Station in Ford City Pennsylvania. The event was a wedding reception for Adrienne and Andrew. Adrienne and Andrew were married at 2:00 pm at St. Eusebius Catholic Church in East Brady. Guests began arriving at 10th Street Station at 4:00 pm where they enjoyed cocktails […]

I got the Blue Space Donkey!

Xaotik Designs - Mon, 06/02/2014 - 6:00pm

Click here to find out what kind of donkey you are!!!

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Xaotik Designs - Mon, 05/12/2014 - 9:00am

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